You can't go in
What are you doing?
Dang-dang, hurry
Hurry, Daddy...
Let me go first
Hurry, Daddy...
You're a woman
Too bad you can't pee like us
Let's have a contest
Don't make a mess
You'll get my shoes wet!
Dang-dang, take a bath
Let me wash you, Daddy
No, I'll wash you
Alright!
Do it slowly
Don't move...
You're so dirty!
Wash up!
Hurry!
That tickles!
Alright... it's done
Ok, do it yourself
Sure!
Where are my underpants?
How pathetic!
I should enjoy your thoughtfulness
I'll wear red today
I want a divorce
What?
I want a divorce
You know very well...
I'm done, Daddy! Come get me!
Come get me, Daddy...
What is it?
You can't come in!
You're early!
Hold the button...
What is it?
Wait for me downstairs
Let go!
What happened?
You can't come up yet
Bao-er, you're pathetic
I knew you'd take the stairs
What man are you trying to hide from me?
They're naked
Did you want something? You're here early!
I thought you wanted me here
I get no thanks
They? How many?
5! They're all naked!
You're crazy!
That's my sexual fantasy
Why don't you turn on the lights?
The switch is too far away
1, 2...
Liang Bao-er, welcome to our
forever happy single women's club
Who prepared all the food?
Luo-shan, of course
She's very picky with food
Help yourself
I'm very practical
I'll forget about my diet today
Terry, can you open that?
Just like a man gushing out
Be more civilized
Thanks
When are you signing?
The lawyer said 3 weeks
How is Dang-dang taking it?
Maybe since Derek and I didn't fight
he has no idea it's that bad!
He thinks living with my Mom is a holiday
He's excited
and happy
The flat was a part of your dowry
How come Derek is staying
and you have to move?
What about the rent?
There's no privacy living with your Mom!
Isn't that a hassle?
I can't just kick him out
He'll move
Besides, I don't want to live there
The flat is dirty
Think! I still remember
Last year when we went to Japan with Dang-dang
Sha-niu must have spent the night there
Didn't you tell us
Derek is careful enough
to change the sheets before you come home
He's not like that
Believe it or not
I bet that woman will move in with him
Bao-er and Derek are separated
Bao-er, is your Mom going through menopause?
Can you give me more information?
I want to know if women in menopause
are emotionally unstable
I have it all figured out
I'll reach menopause by 1997
I can't believe you'd think of that
I can find out for you, but I'll charge you
I'm telling the truth
I told you it'll cost you
Let's talk over there
Come...
A toast to single women's happiness
Cheers...
Sometimes I think
almost all my girlfriends are divorced
Not me!
You're worse! Your husband is dead!
Any drinks in the kitchen?
Champagne and white wine, help yourself!
We'll get blasted tonight!
Yes...
Did I tell you what happened 3 years ago
when I got my divorce?
Many times! Don't say it!
Yes!
Terry, you haven't heard that story
Let me tell you
Just like Bao-er's husband
I found out he was fooling around
And he demanded a divorce
so I agreed
After we signed the papers
He was gentleman enough to treat me to a dinner
Guess what he said to me?
What?
He wanted a goodbye shag!
Did you agree?
Of course not!
You only wanted to die!
I remember when you came home
You were furious
and cried in front of us!
You're lying
Don't deny it!
What?
What's wrong, Li-jun?
Don't cry!
Tell us!
Lean on me, Li-jun!
You'll feel much better
I remember when I got my divorce
I moved to a new place with my daughter
I asked her what she wanted to buy
She said she wanted her father
I'm fine!
Really! Let's have a drink!
She's like that every time
Slut!
Stop it!
Let's not talk about divorce
children, husband or family
Li He Chang-e
Let's tell them dirty jokes
Okay
Thank God I didn't cry
Lin-lin tells me you're the toughest
Terry, can you open the champagne?
Sure!
What are you looking at?
What?
Abdominal muscles
I've been working out
Well?
Where's Bao-er?
In the bathroom
Is she crying?
Bao-er!
Love is over, please don't bring it up
Forget the love that's dead
Love is over, please don't explain
Like the clouds, let it disappear
Love is over, though it's a shame
and I have cried, it's in the past
Love is over
When you were out
He wanted to watch TV
and he went to bed after a while
Hungry? Shall I fix you something?
I had buffet
Western food can hardly be called filling
You never made any noise before
This is the fun part
It's better this way
I found out today
Zhu Lin-lin told everyone I'm tough
That makes me mad
I put up with everything while I was married
I had to fart in the bathroom
Iest he think I'm crude
How pathetic!
The trouble you've taken
Does Derek know?
He won't be fooling around if he did
If you still love each other
Splitting up over a woman
is definitely not worth it
But if for the past 8 years
You feel deprived
and you don't want to be together
Then you should split up
Let's not talk about this
I was with my friends tonight
I had a good time
I'm sorry, Mom
What for? You must be drunk!
I'm the first to get a divorce
and I refuse to come live with you
After your father died
I didn't want to live with anyone
I already told you
I don't want to live with you
I was afraid I wasn't refined enough
to go fart in the toilet
Don't make fun of me!
You were happily married to Dad
Did he ever fool around?
I don't know! Maybe I was lucky
What about you?
Once
Who was it? When? Did Dad know?
No, maybe he was lucky too
Miss Liu, where is Dang-dong?
Mrs. Sun, he left
Mr. Sun picked him up
Didn't you know?
Where should the sofa go?
Have you decided?
I don't want to damage anything
We can't pay for them
Here!
Here? As Shakespeare would say:
As you like it
Not bad!
In my village I'm considered quite educated
but I'm just a laborer
I'm only a worker
so I pretend to be educated
Excuse me, Madam
Look, Mommy!
Daddy bought me this!
Bye, Daddy!
Bye!
Nice sofa!
I already told you
You must tell me before you see Dang-dang
I'm free today, so we had lunch
This is your favorite
Smile!
I know you act on an impulse
But you must have my permission
You want to fight now?
We agreed when you can see Dang-dang
No! You decided, I didn't agree
I'm telling you, I'm not refined
That sofa is ugly
Well?
Move them here!
Ok!
Move them over there
Again?
Like this?
Set them straight!
Ok! I'll pay for that!
Is that your ex?
Yes, Shakespeare!
Did Daddy buy you this? Or Auntie?
Daddy!
Finish your homework first
What happened?
It fell down!
Why don't you eat vegetables?
Don't you like the fish eye?
What?
Auntie told Daddy to buy me the toy
It was you! You drove him away!
I thought you're not eating that!
Don't look!
This is 33 Robinson Road
Someone is injured in a car accident
Please send someone over!
I'm scared...
Don't be, it's alright
Let me hold you, it's alright...
Adults are stupid sometimes
They do things to hurt themselves
I don't want to die
You won't!
But people can go to Heaven
I don't want to go to Heaven
Me neither!
You stink...you're so dirty
Stinky kid...
You smell...
Stinky kid...
What does he look like?
Hurry up! Tell us!
Hurry!
He's quite dashing
But he's going bald
If he's that good
will you loan him to Bao-er?
His name is Sha Yun-tong
I'm Zhu Lin-lin
If I marry him
They'll call me Sha Zhu Lin-lin
How revolting!
But Sha Liang Bao-er is fine with me
Women are so tacky
In this day and age
They still carry their husband's name
Li He Chang-e, Zhou Liang Shu-yi
Vicky Li Liang
That guy is staring at us
Don't look!
He's cute!
He's a gigolo
and serves only Japanese women
What a shame!
Is that Sha Yun-tong coming or not?
Sorry, I'm late
I thought you chickened out
This is Li He Chang-e
Li-jun, Luo-shan and Liang Bao-er
Sha Yun-tong was my ex-boyfriend
You flatter me
You never gave me a chance
I don't want to be Sha Zhu Lin-lin
It's destiny
What would you like?
Mineral water
Sure!
Are you scared? So many women staring at you
Men used to stare at women
Now it's their turn! It's fair
What's the first thing you look at?
Which part?
What do we look at?
You already know the answer
I'd like to know
What do you look at in a man?
Let me speak first
I look at his body
He must be strong
I hate men with slender hands
Iike women's
I like them thick and strong
What about you, Li-jun?
Tell us
Say it! What's the matter?
Say it!
Hurry up!
Li-jun!
Hurry!
I like men with hairy chest
See? You're making fun of me
My turn... I like a man's lips
And you, Bao-er?
I like tiny butts
I like that in a woman as well
I also like a man's sweat
especially with a bit of French cologne
Does that hurt?
No!
I haven't played in a while, I'm terrible
Sorry, it's my fault!
I was in the wrong place! Are you alright?
I'm fine!
Why aren't you married?
Hard to find the right woman
What is it?
That woman's butt is nice
Nothing special!
I'm serving...
You're right
Hard to find the right woman
Mommy!
Grandma, Mommy is home!
Mrs. Sun
I have never met you
I made chicken
I ordered groceries. Let me pay Chang
You're the store owner's son?
Yes, I help my father with deliveries
You play?
Grade 4
I'm leaving, Mrs. Sun
Bye, Dang-dang!
Bye, Chang!
Come play with me again
Do come again!
Bye!
Please wait! I won't be long
Sure!
Daddy...
Ding-dang!
Auntie!
Good boy!
Mrs. Sun... Miss Liang, please sit down
I'm fine!
I made soup, would you like some?
Sha-niu, is that Dang-dang?
Dang-dang
Daddy...
Give me a kiss
Do you miss me?
Yes!
Really?
Have you been good?
Yes!
Come with Daddy...
Yes
I'll get you a bowl...
I came to check the mail
You have 2 letters
I took care of the bills
Here...
Happy now?
It's just a vacation for the mind
Sorry, I have listed the flat
Someone will come look at it
I hope to sell it by next month
I found a place
I can move out next week
Ding-dang, I'll give you our new number
Call us when you're free
Want some hot and sour soup?
It's too sour!
Would you like some?
Too hot? Or too sour?
Dang-dang, have some soup with me!
Come!
Drink it slowly
Come on!
I'll get it...
Thanks!
You're sure you don't want any?
Bitch
Is it good?
Yes!
I don't want it
Let's go
Say goodbye!
Bye, Daddy!
Get your schoolbag!
Bye!
Let me drive you
Don't bother
Ding-dang, I'll make you soup that's not sour
You can't drink her soup
you'll pee at night
You don't need a lift?
No!
Great! You curse without using a dirty word
Bye, Daddy!
Bye!
Is this nice?
Open your mouth!
What is it?
Birth control pills
What?
I'll need them if you don't want kids
Have some more soup!
No need, I swallowed it
You're crazy!
You're making me impotent!
You want it rough or gentle?
Not too rough, not too gentle
Luo-shan, it's Bao-er
I saw that woman when I checked my mail
She tried to kiss up to Dang-dang
Call me when you get home
I'll tell you more later
Luo-shan, it's Lin-lin
Terry said there are new arrivals
at her boutique in a few days
Let's go take a look
Have some fun even if we're not buying
Call me!
She just woke up!
Don't be long!
Luo-shan
Thanks for saving my life
Thank God you called me
You saved yourself
Among this lot
Terry is the toughest
What's with the long faces?
What's going on?
Luo-shan is fine!
Don't cry! I can't stand this!
Listen, I never cry
I'll tell you a dirty joke
I have one too
I'll tell you some day
Life is such a waste
I have no husband and no kids
So I wanted to end it all
But it's strange
Just when I'm going
I feel it's even more of a waste to die
so...
Where's Bao-er?
What is it?
Don't cry, Luo-shan is alive!
How can Derek fall for that woman?
Here...
Come!
Scared?
No!
Ding-dang!
Dang-dang!
Stop it! He can see us
Didn't you say
you like it when I behave like a beast?
I'm a beast, give me a hug...a kiss
Turn our home into a cage
Close the door and draw the curtains
Let people smell
the smell of love making
Dang-dang! Look over here...
Bao-er, I wrote this when I was 22
But now I find it rather disgusting
Keep it or burn it as you see fit
Making love on the ceiling
Who's on top? You have to watch from the ceiling
I'm willing to build you a new universe
but you'd rather rent a cheaper one
Boss!
What do you need, Mrs. Sun?
Sugar
Sure!
I love Fei Yu-qing
Chang thinks we should go with the times
or we'll be passe
Then turn this into a supermarket
Where's Chang?
He's quite good with the piano
You flatter him! He's in the back potting plants
He can pot plants?
Just kids stuff
Chang!
Mrs. Sun!
Potting plants?
Yes!
I brought these from my trips
There are extra tin cans
from the store
I'm recycling them
These are your designs?
Yes! I gave each plant a name
Tell me about them
Sure!
The 6th Fleet
the U.S. fleet stationed in the Mediterranean
Not bad! What about that one?
Modern Antenna
It took me forever to come up with that
And this one?
Fat Lady's Poo Poo
Nice! But a bit crude!
Think of a more elegant name
Why don't you do it?
Fat Lady's Poo Poo is better
Tonight we'll roast a chicken
a big one that weighs 3 catties
Do you like that, Ding-dang?
I'll make you chicken next time
Bye!
Do you like Sha-niu?
Yes
But I don't want her to call me Ding-dang
My name is Dang-dang
Next time I see her
I'll tell her
When you get home after school
Do you get bored?
Other than Mommy and Grandma
Who else is there with you?
Chang plays with me
Chang?
He taught me how to play the piano
He sounds amazing! Does he play squash?
I don't know! He didn't say
But Chang is really amazing
Alright
Where should I put this?
In my room
Try it over there!
Must be Dang-dang! Wait here
Mommy!
Chang is in my room
Chang!
Dang-dang said Chang is quite refined
You should be pleased
See you at the lawyer's office on Wednesday
I won't be late!
You love me, you love me not
All these grey hair!
Thinking about your wife?
You love me, you love me not
Does it hurt?
Who is that?
My ex
Derek!
Can't stand that woman
We're not like her
We scream in our room
She screams in public
I don't dare to scream in my room
I bet
you're only yourself
when you're with us
Bao-er, what are you waiting for?
I don't mind flaunting my figure
Sha-niu!
In here...
There's dirty laundry in the bathroom
Steak for breakfast?
If you have money, I'll have steak everyday
if not, I'll have congee
I won't use this to test you
I won't let my woman suffer
I really want to have your child
I know you can have a dozen
But you only love Ding-dang
and you miss your wife
What do you mean?
I'm afraid you'll go back to her
What wife? We're signing tomorrow
I saw the way she looked at you
I'm afraid she'll come back
Beasts are not afraid!
Watch it! I have to wear this to work!
When you come home from work
Pretend you have another girlfriend
I'll pretend to be jealous, alright?
Alright!
Miss Su
Please bring me those clothes
Sure!
This one fits you, try it
Alright!
Anything for me?
Call Shi...
Shi who?
Shi Meng-ping
That's a romantic name
You have quite an eye
Hurry up and call him...
You're so nosy
You can try it now
Now?
I want this one
You go crazy when you see new clothes
You always have to go first!
I want one too
I'll wear this later
to see Li-jun's boyfriend
That's too much!
Don't upstage her
Let me help you
No!
You can't wear that kind of underwear
Do you always seduce women
at a time like this?
Sometimes! Depends on the target
I'm not your type
I saw your eyes at the pool
I'm not used to this
Derek was your first man
Let me be your first woman
Sorry, I prefer men
I see
Sorry!
Hurry!
He is here
Sorry, we're late
I'm Lin-lin, that's Terry
Li He Chang-e and Liang Bao-er
The usual, Mrs. Li?
What do we usually order?
Chocolate ice cream for Mrs. Li
Orange squash, coffee, mineral water
Give her a slice of lemon
Sure!
You don't come here often
Expecting one more?
I'll have mineral water too
Sure!
You're all regulars around here
I grew up with Liao Xiong-bing
But he's an artist
I'm a businessman
Many artists
Iike the businessman's money
and businessman like our freedom
Right...
Let's begin to grade him
What?
They came to see you
We're only judging by appearance
so don't worry
No need to sit up straight!
Right!
Go ahead, Terry
I give all men 5
Does that mean I fail?
No, she gave Jackie Chan the same
I give you 9 points
Really? Is he that good?
Look at his strong hands
That alone is worth 9 points
My legs are as firm as my hands
Do I get the extra point to make a perfect 10?
No!
Stop this nonsense, Li He Chang-e
If his hands are worth 9 points
Give him that extra point
I already said no
You only look at his hands and feet
I'm giving him 7
but that slice of lemon
has earned him 3 more
That's inner beauty
I'll give you 10 for your body
Do you have a hairy chest?
You like hairy chests
I'll dock 3 points if you don't
There you go again! Hogging the limelight
We're only looking at appearance
Something doesn't meet the eyes
What type of art do you fancy?
Stones!
Stones?
He has a exhibition hall of stones
Really?
Can we take a look?
Sure!
I'd like to go too
Let's go after dinner tonight
But I already have a date
Otherwise I'd like to come too
Don't worry, there's white wine
What a hypocrite!
It'll kill you
She's worse than me!
He's cursing me! How vicious!
Are you signing tomorrow?
When I heard you give all men 5 points
I knew you're honest
So am l
Can I ask you something?
Yes!
You don't like men?
Yes!
I have a fantasy
I fantasize
about having sex with a lesbian
Will you make love to me?
I don't need that piece!
Are there men on earth
who are as tangible as a rock?
Where can I find one?
It's heavy... I can't lift it
It's heavy!
Where can I find someone like Ti Lung?
Someone nice like him
Or Wu Song?
He kills women
He only kills whores
Listen, all the good men
are either dead or taken
And then there are those who prefer men
Do you like men?
Why do you ask?
I think you do
I'll be honest with you
Actually, sometimes I think...
Let me put it this way
90% of me likes women
1 0% of me likes men
Will a man treat a woman like a rock
when he holds her in his arms?
Yes!
Eons ago during a matriarchal society
No!
Men like jade
Fair as jade, you know
Jade is breakable
You have already discussed the terms
But I'll go over them again
in front of you
The flat belongs to Mrs. Sun
We're buying our own
Mrs. Sun does not want alimony
but Mr. Sun must pay $2,000 a month
for your son's education
If it's for the kid, he'll pay more
Mr. Sun can visit with the child
but must inform Mrs. Sun beforehand
If Miss Liang re-marries
and the boy doesn't get along with his stepfather...
Can we take the boy back?
What?
Derek, I know you love Dang-dang
but what if she picks the wrong man again!
I don't mean you
What the hell are you saying?
Did you bring her here to insult me?
Bao-er
This lady may sound harsh
but she has a point
Do you need time to think about this?
No!
Then you can sign
I know how you feel
You were married once
I'd be just as heart broken if I were you
Taxi!
Go ahead!
If he's so gracious...
Get in!
We hailed the taxi!
Will you shut up?
Why should l?
You like it when I'm impulsive
Now I have to shut up in front of your wife?
Bao-er
You must pay for the damages
Say something! You must pay up!
Fine!
You don't have to yell!
Up...
You know each other, Mrs. Sun?
Up...
That's Shakespeare!
Up...
No problem!
Don't worry, I'm here
Wait... Iet me check
More to the left!
Run!
What's wrong with you?
You could have killed someone
You ruined everything!
It's you! I didn't mean it
I'm sorry!
I'll be right there! I'll pay for everything!
You're in trouble!
You're crying
I don't cry
I must rebuild my home
I changed the carpet
I don't know why
it just won't come off
I don't like to see blood, it's scary
If we could throw out the unhappy things
Iike we throw out old carpet, that'd be nice
Maybe people like Terry are happier
She should meet someone
Too bad she wants a woman!
I was cleaning things out
I found Derek's poems
I have forgotten he wrote poems
He used to be so sweet
Just like how Chang is now
Men are sweet when they were young
but not any more after they get married
Mommy!
You're still up!
I'm waiting for you
You should be in bed by 9
What time is it now? You have school tomorrow!
Mommy!
Grandma, tell me a story
Hurry! Tell Mommy
What is it?
Good news
Hong Kong isn't reverting back to China?
Derek dropped by at 7
So?
He left a while ago
I'm glad
He said he came to see Dang-dang
No, he came to see Mommy
He never waited that long
You're right
How can he sleep tonight?
What did he say?
Mommy! Pick up, it must be Daddy
Hurry...
It's for you, it's Derek
It's Daddy, pick up...
Mommy.... pick up
Come on
Hello? What is it?
You just came home?
What is it?
At the lawyer's office... don't get me wrong
I didn't mean to bring Sha-niu
Please forgive me
I don't want you to get the wrong idea
I think we can still be friends
Did you return the crystal?
I bought a new one, how embarrassing...
Can I treat you to dinner tomorrow?
I know I'm nothing compared to Chang
This once I just ask for a dinner
Does Sha-niu know about this?
No!
Alright...where?
How about Cui Heng Cun?
Again?
Let's go to Salina
Sure
Tomorrow night at 8
He's meeting me behind Sha-niu's back
Yeah, Mommy is having dinner with Daddy!
Alright, go to bed now
Good night, Mommy
Give me a kiss
Is it fun for men to fool around?
Same for women
Is he fooling around now?
Of course!
I know myself too well
Psychoanalysis is not for me
I'm not an oedipal
I'm not like my mother
I like you
Why? I'm 9 years old than you
I don't know either
Maybe I like mature women
Women with tastes
What's wrong with being mature?
I always like to eat soft things
Poached pears
Iard instead of lean pork
Remember this
when you cook for me
Do you have a reservation, sir?
Yes. It's Mr. Sun
This way please
Please sit down
Thanks
Hi
Can I have a different table?
How about by the window?
Sure
Have a seat!
Is he a friend?
My girlfriend's ex
They got divorced just yesterday
He's here to celebrate with his new fling
Actually
if your mind stays young
You won't age so easily
The other method is to practice Qigong
It's particularly effective for women
When I get old, I'll get a face lift
I don't object
Keeping things natural is better, right?
Looking for someone, Miss?
Mr. Sun
Please follow me
Bao-er
Wait!
Miss Liang, Qiu Fu-sheng
Please sit down!
Please!
You're meeting him? What's going on?
Yes!
He wants to be friends
You just got divorced yesterday
Maybe he wants a goodbye fling
Don't worry, I'm not Zhu Lin-lin
I don't have any for him
Enjoy your dinner, Mr. Qiu
Sure!
I was wrong! He's here with the old flame
She's the girlfriend I told you about
The one who was divorced
They're about the same age
Yet they're divorced
I'm telling you age is not an issue
It's a matter of whether you're in love
You look lovely
You notice after we're divorced?
It's too late for that
We were too close, I couldn't see clearly
So we should keep our distance
Sorry! I said the wrong thing
What would you like?
We'll have some wine first
Wait!
Sure!
We were married for 8 years
I said and did all the wrong things
I don't love Sha-niu
Tonight I must say the right thing
and do the right thing
Bao-er, I want you back
I know this sounds ridiculous
since we just got divorced
But I really miss you
I want you back
Dang-dang needs a good father
I know I'm not a good father
This is the first time I see you cry
I also cried when Luo-shan tried to kill herself
Look!
What the hell's going on?
Don't cry
Here's your last fling
Sha-niu...
Open the window, it stinks...
What happened to you?
You hair is wet!
Forget it! Ran into a lunatic!
Someone like me?
Almost!
Derek!
What?
Come!
What?
What are you doing?
You're crazy!
Here's 8 more pills
I won't eat anymore when I'm done
I want to have a dozen kids
Alright?
If you won't take them, I will
This is Zhu Lin-lin
At the sound of the beep
Leave your name and number
I'll call you back soon
Hey, it's me... pick up!
I'm out
Leave your name and number
I'll call you back soon
I don't understand this
Hello?
Bao-er
Derek!
I've been thinking... I've decided to call you
Bao-er, about dinner...
I mean what I said
Where are you now?
Home
Sorry!
Just now my friend was out of line
I understand
It was my fault
What if Sha-niu hears you?
Does she know why you're wet?
She's crazy, she doesn't know anything
Bao-er, I want you back
Bao-er...
Sun Zi-wei, Liang Bao-er
You had dinner behind my back! Adulterers!
Derek!
Don't mind her! I've had enough of her!
I'll fix her
Don't do that! Calm down!
When you come for the flat tomorrow
We'll talk
Let's settle this, I'll wait for you
Don't worry, I'm fine! Bye!
Fix her good!
You want to hit me? Come on...
I thought I wasn't good enough for you
But now I know
I'm too good for you!
Adulterer!
You'll both die a horrible death!
I cleaned up the place and took a shower
Everything is clean now
What are you doing here?
I came for my dress
What dress?
The dress you paid $1,000 for it
He said you used to like red
That's right, you like red too?
He'll like anything I like
Now I'm free, I'm so happy
I'll sell it to someone
and get a few hundred dollars back
There! He can't part with it!
That's your husband for you!
You thought I'd lose my temper
Well, you're wrong!
I thought you like it when I acted like a beast
but you prefer ladies after all
You...
Sha-niu
I must change my name
It sounded like piss
I'll walk with you
What about him?
I'll keep him if you don't want him
I bet you can't let him go
Want some?
I'll eat anything if I'm upset
You love him?
What about you?
My motive is not as pure
What?
I'm looking for a destination
not something simple like love
But the more I tried to hang onto him
The more he wants you back
Men like him...
I can't even have him
Maybe you're too good for him
Don't rub it in
No
I saw the trouble you've taken
even I can't...
Love him?
It's simple, let yourself go
But you have to put on a show
keep your poise
That's my specialty
That's true!
Sorry, I mean you're perfect for each other
You should be back together
What?
I shouldn't have acted impulsively
I want that dress
Derek!
Don't scare me, Derek
You asshole!
Where's Sha-niu?
I chased her away
We've been married for 8 years
I haven't even seen your navel
Next time
Again?
Derek!
Don't copy her
She's such a fake!
Dang-dang!
When you eat at home
you can make all the noise you want
But when you go outside
you must mind your manners
Don't make any sound, understand?
Yes, Daddy!
Eat, but quietly!
Let me...
Sorry!
I'm late with the delivery
It's alright
We ran out of rice, so I called Chang
Mrs. Sun
Chang!
Chang, meet my Daddy!
He moved back with us
Mr. Sun
Chang, let's play the piano
Sure!
That's Chang?
Are we good, Daddy?
Let him be jealous
Don't let Dang-dang near him
He's a bad influence
Chang is a nice boy, he doesn't even swear
Who would swear in front of you?
Are you jealous?
A bit
Derek!
Remember those poems you wrote?
What?
Poems! The poems you wrote
Boys like to write poems at 15 or 16
My dear
You were 22
Don't rub it in
What do you see in Sha-niu?
I thought we agreed not to talk about her
I acted on an impulse
Tell me now and we'll forget about it
Alright, we join in the fun on occasions
Business gatherings are unavoidable
Honestly, I was never in love with her
But you couldn't stand it and wanted a divorce
Right?
Join in the fun? Were there others?
No
Just Sha-niu?
That type of woman
Will there be more like her?
Bao-er
"l swear you are my only beloved wife"
Does this look like a poem?
Let me down...
Alright...
Chang...
Be careful, Dang-dang!
Chang!
Dang-dang!
Remember when we were dating
I had my arm around your shoulders
so I always touched your breasts
I was very uptight then
I don't get that feeling anymore
No, now I'm afraid I'll touch your ribs
What?
These biscuits are not good for you
Many people are coming, I'll let them eat it
I'm not eating it
Dang-dang, what are you babbling about?
Mr. Sun, Mrs. Sun
Where are your parents?
They're cooking in the kitchen
Your father cooks?
It's his hobby
He likes to cook and you like gardening
What about your mother?
Well, she likes to fix my father
Mrs. Sun
Sorry, I don't have time for you
Don't worry about it
We're having company tomorrow night
We need to buy some refreshments
This is my husband
This is Mr. Chen, Chang's father
How are you, Mr. Chen?
So nice to have you here, Mr. Sun
We're having a party tomorrow
It's nice to have some fun
I don't have that kind of luck
Mrs. Sun, this is Mr. Sun
I've been looking forward to meeting you
Nice to have you back
Chang tells me Dang-dang missed you
when you were not home
I'm grateful to your son
for taking care of Dang-dang
They should thank me for getting him wet
or else they won't be back together
I think Bao-er is amazing
She received back her flat along with her husband et al
A simple mistake...
A vacation for the mind
Thanks
When is your daughter coming back?
She's not!
My sister is taking her to Hawaii
I'll meet up with them there
Let's go sit over there
Listen, I'm 40
Xiao Qiu is only 31
I give him money to start a business
In 1 0 years when he has succeeded
I'll be over 50
and he'd only be 41
Then he'll probably be running after
15 or 16-year-olds
What will happen to me?
If people love each other
age is not an issue
You talk alike
You ought to be a pair
Congratulations!
Thanks!
Why did you invite Chang?
We have to thank him
for getting us back together
Well, Dang-dang?
Daddy, Chang is amazing!
He has 2,000 points, I lost
How many did you score?
800
Go get something to eat
I'll get even with him
Alright!
Let's play a game! I'll give you 200 to start
Alright!
Don't swear if you lose!
Why put the flowers in an ashtray?
That's Derek's treasure bowl
He bought it from Temple Street at 22
Then later he met Bao-er
and found a good job
Bao-er has been using it as an ashtray
I prefer the Fat Lady's Poo Poo
You're so careless, Daddy!
Quiet, Dang-dang!
You're losing, Daddy!
Keep quiet and let me concentrate!
Hit...
I was leading you on
in case you think I'm bullying you
You lost! Daddy is brilliant!
Of course!
Bull's eye!
Yes!
Daddy is great!
That's the Sun's stratagem
A false move to start...
and then a real hit
Daddy is brilliant!
Of course, I'm your Daddy!
Watch out, Chang!
It's a cat-and-mouse trick
Daddy is great!
We won, Dang-dang!
I lost
We won, Dang-dang!
Give me a kiss!
Come on!
I'm leaving, Mrs. Sun
Give me a kiss!
Making love on the ceiling
Who's on top? Take a look from the ceiling
Making love in the ice box
Whoever can't stand the cold, tell him to get out!
What did you say?
Ha...
What are you doing?
He's reciting my poem
He's mocking me, I want to hit him
You're crazy!
Your poem sounds quite liberal
I didn't know you write poems
I'm going to fix you, bitch!
What?
Derek, don't humiliate us
I wrote that poem
He shouldn't mock me
Where did he get it?
Did you show it to him?
Come on... I dare you
You're so good with beating up women and kids
How can you do that to him?
He's my guest, you show me no respect
I show you no respect?
I'm showing you too much respect
That's why I moved in back with you
And these friends of yours
If I show you no respect
I'd be a free man
A divorcee, free as the wind
Would I put my neck in the noose?
Fat Lady's Poo Poo
Twinkle twinkle little star...
Stop! I don't want to hear it
Turn left!
Small one for me, big one for you
Wait!
Turn right!
Daddy!
Good boy!
You're too big to ride that
Let me drive you
Mommy!
Dang-dang is my only way to you
Don't bother!
Don't cry
Dang-dang will cry too
And when he does, I tend to cry too
Even you cry?
Last night at Liao Xiong-bing's exhibition
I almost cried
You were there?
Shi Meng-ping invited me
He left for Japan today
and let me stay at his flat
You're living in his flat?
A week in the hotel is too expensive
I heard he's gay
No wonder he looks at me rather strangely
He wants to kiss my feet
Why didn't you move?
I spent all night thinking
about what you said
Men are liars and unreliable
They have no sense of security
I'm a man and I feel so ashamed
I almost cried
I have said and done
all the wrong things
Love is over
Please don't...
I don't know if I'm getting this right
I hope I won't make any more mistakes
I only love you and Dang-dang
Can I move back in with you?
Oh, my God!
"Derek worked hard to be a model husband
but he'll go to find some exotic woman sometime"
"Bao-er works hard to be a model wife
The next year she gave birth to a daughter
She has a 3 month long affair that Derek doesn't know"
Before I start crying, please slow down
Let me hold you tight
Let the feeling pass
Life is full of surprises
but it's beautiful if you're with me
I won't ever impose